Abed Hamdan

“Abed Has cleaned his room, washed his cloths, washed the dishes, cleaned the toilet, cleaned the kitchen, and called his father ”

Greetings can be sent to Abed’s email

And Yes! Miracles Do Happen !

I know that most of you have already heared about the so-called “The true Furqan” (i.e. The Fake Quran), It’s a fake version of the holy Quran, spreaded by whoever hates Islam, and this is sick!

Anyway, the new thing here is that this Fake Quran is now on sale at Amazon for 38$ !! let’s take a look at It

Click Here to purchase !!

1. If only I could be evil
2. If only I could hate
3. If only I could hurt
4. If only I could lie
5. If only I could steal
6. If only I could cheat
7. If only I could betray
8. If only I could treat people as bad as they treat me
9. If only I could use people as they use me
10. If only I could play the “Bad Guy”
11. If only I could take revenge
12. If only I could stop giving
13. If only I could stop forgiving
14. If only I could stop loving

I tried hard, but I couldn’t…I can’t be someone else but me !!

This play is true, very true. This is the play of my life, the events in the play have a large impact on the man that I’ve become. Unfortunately, you will not be able to see the full play, some scenes has been lost in my subconscious, so actually nobody will be able to see the complete play. However, shadows from the lost scenese can be seen through my eyes. I wish I could remember…

The Play - Abed, 5 years old.

Act I.

Scene 1. August, 2nd/1990 - Kuwait, at home.
I woke up, loud voices, some voices were familiar, others were not. I went out to the living room, found some women from neighbourhood, they were talking as if there is something bad going on.

Abed: What is going on ?!
Mother: The Iraqi troops invaded Kuwait last night.

Thoughts: can’t remeber.
Feelings: can’t remeber.

Blackout….

Scene2. August, 2nd/1991 - Kuwait, at uncle Ali’s home.

Abed: When will my father come ?
Mother: soon
Abed: What happened ?
Mother: there are some Iraqi soldiers, but they will not hurt him. he will be safe.

Thoughts: can’t remeber.
Feelings: Very Anxious.

Blackout…
Scene3. January,(can’t remeber which day)/1991 - Kuwait, at home.

I was sleeping, afternoon, then I woke up because I heared loud voices of Aircrafts and missiles, then I looked arround, found nobody, I screamed, cried, my mother took me to the shilter downstairs. The sky was lightening with the Iraqi anti-crafts and the American missiles.

Thoughts: wondering, whether we gonna die.
Feelings: Terrified, scared to death.

Blackout…

Act II.

Scene 1. February, 25/1991 - Kuwait, at home.

Loud voices, truimphs, Iraqi tanks, Iraqi flags, Saddam posters…

Abed: What’s going on ?! Why are they leaving ??
Father: Victory ! The war is over, Iraq has won the war.

Thoughts: No more war.
Feelings: Very Happy.

blackout….

Scene 2. February, 26/1991

Loud voices, truimphs, American Tanks, American and Kuwaiti Flags, Bush(senior) posters…

Abed: What happened ?! who won the war ??
Father: Victory ! The war is over, America has won the war.
Thoughts: No more war.
Feelings: Very Happy.

Blackout…

“There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you want and, after that, to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second .”

- Logan Pearsall Smith

Im not not talking about politics, but really everytime I see this man on TV, I laugh !! dunno why, he has some kind of smile,you know, yellow smile maybe, dunno why It makes me laugh lol

1. They think that nose jewelry is cool. I hate it.
2. They think that green lenses fits all skins and should make them look pretty.
3. They think that blonde hair is always cute.
4. They think that smoking hubble bubble (Shisha) is stylish. Yuck !
5. They wear stretch jeans everywhere. huh, how about skirt ??
6. They know nothing about politics, as if they live on another planet.
7. They usually suck at engineering.
8. They like biology and chemistry, but they hate physics and math.
9. They have no taste of music, they like sexy male singers only.
10. They think that being fat is cool. ew!!

I’ve just read this, and Im wondering why ?!

The news is : MTV is mocking Vatican. Click Here to read the article

They are making a series called “PopeTown”.

Im really wondering why?? Is it so funnny ?? Is that how we are supposed to reward Pope for spreading peace and Love ??? Is this how we should be dealing with our holy symbols ?? Are Morals a material of fun ??
did the world run out of ridiculous things so we are making fun of religions ?? What the heck gives guys ?? Anybody hear me ??

My Question Is “Why” ?!

Do you think that Pope would be happy when he sees himself mocked in a silly cartoon ??

This is really annoying me !! Please , Somebody should do something !! This is ridiculous !!

News becomes fuuny, Im not into writing these day, actually Im not into anything, Im bored, screwed, pissed, mad, confused, I think I need sometime alone.
Meanwhile, I remebered a song for Metallica, It’s called “Black End”, the philosophy behind the song is that the black end of world is a Nuclear war, where everybody will die. I don’t why I find this funny, maybe because I used to live in danger, fear, and anger.
This is the lyrics of the song:

Blackened is the end
Winter it will send
Throwing all you see
Into obscurity

Death of mother earth
Never a rebirth
Evolution’s end
Never will it mend

Never

Fire
To begin whipping dance of the dead
Blackened is the end
To begin whipping dance of the dead
Color our world blackened

Bustering of earth
Terminate it’s worth
Deadly nicotine
Kills what might have been

Callous frigid chill
Nothing left to kill
Never seen before
Breathing nevermore

Never

Fire
To begin whipping dance of the dead
Blackened is the end
To begin whipping dance of the dead
Color our world blackened

Blackened

Opposition…contradiction…premonition…compromise
Agitation…violation…mutilation…planet dies
Darkest color
Blistered earth
True death of life
Termination….expiration…cancellation…human race
Expectation…liberation…population…lay to waste
See our mother
Put to death
See our mother die

Smouldering decay
Take her breath away
Millions of our years
In minutes disappears

Darkening in vain
Decadence remains
All is said and done
Never is the sun

Never

Fire
To begin whipping dance of the dead
Blackened is the end
To begin whipping dance of the dead
Fire
Is the outcome of hypocrisy
Darkest potency
In the exit of humanity
Color our world blackened

Blackened

Heyy !! This is Crazy !! and Damn Funny !!!

Pomme & Kelly are two 15 yrs girls, they are making videos, and those videos are just great !! They won the Google Idol prize !! and they want to donate a $250 for charity !

Click Here to watch the Video

I like this video

Links are :

• The Winner Video (called :RESPECT )
• Pomme & Kelly Blog

It’s seems that my expectations are true again. I told my friends that Microsoft will copy Google sooner or later, and it’s eventually happening!
Microsoft is working hard to beat Google, they tried to enhance the MSN search engine, but they failed. It’s obvious that MSN search engine sucks and Google still the best. The story ain’t over yet. Google gained respect and trust through its brilliant services, the blogs that we’re using is one of Google’s outstanding products. Google - unlike Microsoft - guarantees you both quality and reliability. Moreover, Google are the pioneers of many web services, like the 2GB Gmail free email, Google Earth, Google Mars, and Google AdSense.

Microsoft is working days and nights to enhance their services and beat Google, as they did with Netscape and many other companies.

Besides Google (not too far from Google), one can’t forget the master piece web browser Mozilla FireFox , It’s spreading quickly, and needless to say, it’s much better than the trash Microsoft Internet Explorer, If you haven’t tried, then you should !!

Now Microsoft shifted to plan “B”, according to the known rule of business “If you can’t beat ‘em, copy ‘em”. !!!

Microsoft has released “new” package of trash, they called it Windows Live, It’s nothing but another copy of Google webservices !! I meant it, it’s nothing but a copy of Google !!! this is disgusting !!

And I bet that Microsoft will include their stupid new services in all of the application included in the new coming version of windows, Windows Vista.

Are they going to beat Google ?? Heh

Yes it is, Good morning ! it’s 3:30am, and I have to wake up by 8:00am tomorrow or today or whatever. I got a full day of lectures tomorrow. Oh actually full day of lectures + Labs + Quizes + meeting schmucks, idiots, and some nasty stinky-ass insturctors. Man, that’s refreshing !! specially with the MAD weather of the city of Irbid; yesterday was a sunny hot summer day, today it’s raining and freezing, and we are whining that birds got flu !

Me myself got a human flu. Another frustrating , I mean intersting ,thing is that I decided not eat chicken after the first death case in Jordan due to birds flu. And I really dunno how long shall I stand eating Red Meat. I don’t like red meat. Im a chicked man ( Man who likes chicken, don’t get me wrong ). Today I ate Shawarma, and it’s so funny that i know that there’s an article about Shawarma in Wikipedia !! My friend [ Moey ] blogged about it. His passion to food is incredible, since childhood. I still remeber those old school days, when eating was his favorite hobby. I found more “intersting” articles about some food we eat in the middle east like : Falafel, and Mansaf. !! I wonder who wrote such articles !! God bless Wikipedia.

I think it’s time to bed. Oh am I missing something here ?? Yea, I think I have a new date tomorrow, damn interesting *yawns*. I bet i’ll be sleepy and i’ll look like a careless bastard. what a petty.!