Death: Good morning
Abed: Good morning ?? What ?? Is it my time ??
Death: No, I don’t have much work to do today. So , you still remember me ?
Abed: Hell yes, I still remember you, we met four times before, and the last one was so close, remember ?
Death: HaHa, Yes I do! I was just saying hi!
Abed: Your “hi” was unpleasant, so is you, and you’re not funny whatsoever!
Death: Why ?? Am I scarying you ?
Abed: No, you don’t scare me. I know you’re always arround, and hell you move by orders, you don’t do things on your own, so take it easy dude.
Death: But you were scared last time.
Abed: It’s ok, you’re like a needle, you hurt, but you’re an inevitable, and you don’t take much longer than a needle. So why should I be scared ?
Abed: And you know what ?? you inspired me several times. Trust me you did!
Death: Im cold, and paralyzed, and painful. I don’t inspire, I scare people. I cause tears and pain.
Abed: You do ? *yellow smile*
Death: Yes I do! and Im an unexpected guest.
Abed: and who told you that tears and pain are something bad ?? Tears taught me how to laugh, and pain taught me how to love, and being unexpected makes you a surprise, and we like surprises!
Death: That makes me good ?
Abed: That makes you nothing, and the good news is, you’ll eventually vanish, when we’re back, and you’ll not be back again, trust me on this.
Death: At least you’ll die once, before that happen! And It will be painful! *winks*
Abed: Get lost, I’ll die, but I’ll be back, you won’t!
Death: Kiss my butt!
Abed: Loser, It’s 5:40 Am, and I have to get some sleep! now get out, you’ve got a busy day, don’t you ??
Death: We’ll meet soon!
Abed: bye!
on 04 Sep 2006 at 9:20 am # Abed. Hamdan
7ala: Thanks my sister !! You’re the best
Rasha: lol, allah eysalmek !! No accident happened! I was just daydreaming
Welcome here!
SuckFace: LOOOOOL @ the nickname!!!! Thank you
on 04 Sep 2006 at 11:43 am # Noor
What should i say here?! I laughed and i don’t don’t know what to say more
oh, i have problem with my this Explorer.
on 04 Sep 2006 at 4:33 pm # aya
hehehe 3ajbnee kteeer hal conversation …ele jad weird eno lately kont bat5ayel el death bne a2adm 3shan as2alo km so2al bs enta sheklak sb2tnee mn zman
anyway ma befham hal conersation 3njd ela elee da2o .
on 04 Sep 2006 at 5:12 pm # Abed. Hamdan
Noor
Aya: Sure my sister, nobody will understand this, unless she/he tried. You got me right
on 04 Sep 2006 at 10:48 pm # Mala2e6
w tarko ye7ki w yetfalsaf? bil shallo6 ya zalameh hada ma ben3a6a wij..ba3rafo la2eem.
i loved the way u handled the chat and him too..always laugh in the face of death ..
gob bless you abed..and may ur next encounter with him be many many many years away(kteer ye3ni..hal addddd..gool 100 saneh)
on 04 Sep 2006 at 11:30 pm # Robin
Dear Abed
We have a saying in English, “a cat has nine lives” Having said that, may your life be blessed nine times one thousand, may you purr with contentment, may you always land on your feet, and last but not least, may you always catch the mouse (just to play with of course and then set free unharmed) Loved your sly chat and let the door always knock him in the butt on the way out
on 05 Sep 2006 at 12:26 am # Dr@ma Div@
this posting will act as a reminder to all of us about death!! Good job..
on 05 Sep 2006 at 1:33 am # nisa
Salam Abed,
you have a neat blog. my first impression was i’m jealous of the nice layout.
anyway, i think death is angel Izrael, so i think he’s going to be very strong. i think between me & an angel, there is really no contest.
i guess i did have problem breathing & rapid heart not long ago. i had reflux. so when i was down feeling my lungs can’t move, i actually thought it was time. i begged for a 2nd chance. alhamdulillah, now i’m fine — i hope i remember it always.
i don’t know if i can ask a 3rd chance, so.. i think Allah will ask me this. God Bless.
on 05 Sep 2006 at 4:25 am # the caller
Asalam 3alaykom,
I’m back:)
adjust the link..
so,u’ve met him four times..
i met him six and they were all close,i guess i still have one last shot..
loved the post.
on 05 Sep 2006 at 6:05 am # wedad
yalllllllllllllllllllla but in God’s time not mine
on 05 Sep 2006 at 7:53 am # The Observer
I loved the conversation.
Unlike you, death scares me when he is near. Maybe he scares me more when he is around someone I love rather than being around me.
on 05 Sep 2006 at 11:07 am # chet
Having faced death only once, I have since been not afraid of death. I am worried as if I have lived and will continue to live a life that will please God. I pray that when my time comes, the gates of Heaven will open for me.
on 05 Sep 2006 at 1:24 pm # I love Munich
“Tears taught me how to laugh, and pain taught me how to love” .. that is SO BEAUTIFUL!!
I liked your conversation with death … as he is inevitable anyway - why not be at good terms with him?
No, I’m not weird … I myself had two extremely close calls with death which changes my outlook on life and made me understad what it ultimately is all about - and am grateful to God, he gave me another chance, a chance which I am using now and trying hard to make the best out of!
GOD knows my soul … I hope, like Chet, he will allow me to enter heaven after my time will be over on this earth!
Afraid of death? No, I am not. I would like to stick around as there are loved ones who need me … not out of selfish reasons.
on 05 Sep 2006 at 6:07 pm # Qwaider قويدر
Amazing Post Abed …
Can you tell me what were you smoking and, can I have some?
on 06 Sep 2006 at 4:55 am # Islamic ChoCoHoLic
yama death salam 3alay :(—
nice blog u have here
on 06 Sep 2006 at 6:31 am # Abed. Hamdan
Mala2e6: Thank you so much my sister! I like chit chatting (el 7aki el faadi) with everyone lol! I’ll sure kick his butt next time! and hey, I don’t wanna live that long
thx
Robin: we have a similar saying in Arabic : A cat with “Seven” lives! lol, weired, we have it “seven” rather than “nine”. Anyway, I beleive I have way more than 9 lives lol! Bless you sis! thx
Drama Diva: Thank you , and Im honored by your visit! so nice of you
on 06 Sep 2006 at 6:34 am # Abed. Hamdan
nisa: Thanks, Im flattered
you can get the same layout from http://blogger-templates.blogspot.com
I had a similar experience, and I know how it feels! be safe
The Caller: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!! WELCOME BACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK !! SO GOOOD TO SEE YOU BACK :DDDD
you still have one ?? hell no!! (3omr el sha2i ba2i
)
great to see you back! we all missed you !!
Wedad: you have a great understanding and strong beleif in God! Bless you sis! you’re stronger than me, im not that fond of the death idea right now!
on 06 Sep 2006 at 6:38 am # Abed. Hamdan
The Observer: Thanks bro! and Im so glad of your visit here ! thank you
Im really not in love with death tho, but It’s inevitable, so I prefere to deal with it rather being afraid of it, and Im sure afraid, but no other choice
Chet: This is so wise of you dear brother, I wish you the protection and guidacne of Allah, and you deserve heaven , you deserve the best
I LOVE MUNICH: you had another chance, so now you have to cook us some tasty German dishes !
This is true, I agree with you, we shouldn’t be afraid, and we should hope to go Heaven eventually inshallah
on 06 Sep 2006 at 6:39 am # Abed. Hamdan
Qwaider: LOOL! to be honest, I had a strawberry flavored irbidawi hooka! sure u can have some! come to Irbid
Islamic chocoholic: god save you bro!! Thanks for you visit! Death smiles to us all ! ;D
on 06 Sep 2006 at 9:01 pm # chet
Abed, You just been tagged!
on 07 Sep 2006 at 1:21 am # blackr0se
Dear Abed this is my second comment here in the time i didnt like the post at all
,b3id el sharr 3an albak el mot wel 2aza kello ,it was full of creativity Abed try to make another one with something surprising
thanks for ur sweet visit
leave u in peace
on 07 Sep 2006 at 3:52 am # I love Munich
I got the hint … will do!
Yummies will be coming up!
on 07 Sep 2006 at 4:08 am # vague
u will not write more ,,,, abed ,,, ???? where r u???
on 07 Sep 2006 at 7:51 am # Abed. Hamdan
Chet:Thanks dear brother
I’ll reply it after my next post ok? Thanks again
Black r0se: Oh, this is too sweet! but beleive me, my post is very optimistic! trust me, I just wanted to see how would I deal with death! and thanks for your worm feelings, that’s very sweet! I’ll write more, non-morbid posts
I LOVE MUNICH: hey! I was just kidding
be safe dear sister, and don’t put chickens in the bubbles ok ? lol
vague: I will, today nshallah, Im TOO busy, I got millions of things to do! thx anyway
on 07 Sep 2006 at 4:00 pm # Eno..
i think its a great post.. and i believe we should always remember death and talk about it coz as u said he works on orders that we must respect..
rbbena ybarek fi 3omrak wyesle7lak 7alk..